title: annoying
rating: pg
word count: 392
pairing: oikage 
summary: ”holding hands”
comments: this is old and a repost, but i didn’t tag it before. i wanted to do the 30 day challenge but half of the prompts aren’t really something i can get into.. i’m sorry for tagging ahead of time, because my writing is no good, but there’s not much here in comparison to the other ships. i wanted to be productive for the ship i like.. if you read it, thank you!

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  • azumane asahi | january 1
  • shimizu kiyoko | january 6
  • takeda ittetsu | january 10
  • kinoshita hisashi | february 15
  • tanaka ryunosuke | march 3
  • ukai keishin | april 5
  • sugawara koushi | june 13
  • hinata shouyou | june 21
  • narita kazuhito | august 17
  • hitoka yachi | september 4
  • tsukishima kei | september 27
  • nishinoya yuu | october 10
  • yamaguchi tadashi | november 10
  • kageyama tobio | december 22
  • ennoshita chikara | december 26
  • sawamura daichi | december 31


  • kunimi akira | march 1
  • kindaichi yuutarou | june 6
  • iwaizumi hajime | june 10
  • oikawa tooru | july 20


  • yamamoto taketora | february 22
  • yaku morisuke | august 8
  • kenma kozume | october 16
  • haiba lev | october 30
  • kuroo tetsurou | november 17


  • aone takanobu | august 13
  • moniwa kaname | september 6
  • futakuchi kenji | november 10


  • bokuto koutarou | september 20
  • akaashi keiji | december 5


some fun sex tropes:

  • laughing during sex
  • and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
  • sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
  • kissing to stay quiet
  • biting to stay quiet
  • one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation
  • "wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it"
  • someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away
  • "you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise"
  • kissing anywhere but the lips
  • alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched
  • "we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways" sex
  • anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces
  • sex with clothes half on/panties still on
  • the pleasant misuse of ties
  • sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense


More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au


  • reached for the last snack item at the same time au
  • accidentally ‘borrowed’ their towel at their gym au
  • saw their number graffitied on a toilet stall au
  • "which asshole hasn’t returned the dvd i want yet" au
  • parents signed them up for the same shitty art/science program au
  • met on omegle au
  • thirst follow au
  • mail keeps coming to the wrong address au
  • "you know you’re singing to your headphones out loud, right" au
  • beat the crap out of each other in online multiplayer au
  • worked really well together in online co-op au
  • "i think your dog likes my dog" au
  • kissed them as a distraction while stealing their wallet au

ok, im going to use this blog to practice writing in general and to also practice writing certain characters, so if its bad in any way well you were warned that its practice and im not tagging anything anyway so lmao


girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

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